That’s What I’m Talkin’ About
Wink if you’ve ever slept in the same room as someone who has done one of the following, while asleep: talked, yelled, hit you, thrown something at you, laughed demonically, made really wierd sucking noises, or snored so loud you thought they "must be joking!" If you winked to all of the above, you are in the same boat as me. And every time something like that happens, my reaction is always the same-it freaks me out! I know that it’s most likely perfectly normal, a natural human function. But what really freaks me out is that I may do it too, and I have no idea what I do or say when I’m asleep! None of us do, but it’s kinda creepy to think about, the fact that your mind is clicking on all cylinders even though your body is enveloped motionless in a swirl of blankets and pillows. For all I know, I could be revealing my innermost thoughts and ideas, and someone could be spying on me in my sleep, trying to get the inside scoop on "what derek’s doing in his dreams." Hey, it happened on Alias.(BTW, Jennifer Garner is the hottest pregnant woman ever, and I hate Ben Affleck.) What’s even scarier is sleep walking, or people who have night terrors, where they run and scream in their sleep- are you kidding me?! It doesn’t suck to do that, so much as it must suck to sleep next to someone who does! It must be like living with a zombie. I hear a scream 2 feet from my head while i’m sleeping, I do one of two things: 1) run, or 2) start punching things, in the direction of the noise. I make no apologies, you’ve been warned. While I am writing this, my sister has been mumbling some form of jibberish in bed. All I could make out was givamasluntter and something about no, i forrwilssinthe hrrott. Makes no sense to me, but that’s typical of heather. I’m just glad I don’t talk in my sleep…or do I?
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